The Call
FREE15-30 minute triage. Understand your situation. No pitch, no pressure.
Book a CallCHOOSE YOUR PATH
No subscriptions. No hidden fees. Pick what works for you.
Field Guide PDF
$5Practical guide to getting useful answers from AI tools. Instant download.
Get the PDFQueue Response
$20Submit your request. Get a report + video response (30-90 sec) with our findings.
Join the QueueDeep Dive
$500Private scheduled session. Full documentation. Follow-up included. 100% confidential.
Book a Deep DiveCustom Engagement
By QuoteOne client per work term. Extended collaboration on your terms. Limited availability.
InquireWHAT'S INCLUDED
The Call
FreeA quick 15-30 minute conversation to understand your situation. No strings attached.
- Video call or phone, your preference
- Honest assessment of your situation
- No sales pitch, just conversation
Field Guide PDF
$5A practical guide to getting genuinely useful answers from AI tools. Not hype, not theory.
- Instant download after purchase
- Real prompting strategies
- Common pitfalls to avoid
Queue Response
$20Our main offer. Submit your request, and we'll research, analyze, and respond with a report and short video.
- Written report with findings and recommendations
- Video response (30-90 seconds)
- Up to 3 requests processed daily
- May become a YouTube video at our discretion
Good for: Technical questions, research requests, second opinions, feasibility checks.
Deep Dive
$500For situations that need real attention. Private, scheduled, 100% confidential.
- Scheduled 1-2 hour working session
- Full written documentation
- One follow-up session included
- Direct access via email/chat for 2 weeks
Good for: Sensitive business problems, strategic decisions, architecture review.
Custom Engagement
By QuoteBoutique consulting. One client per work term. Focused attention without splitting priorities.
- One client at a time (no competing priorities)
- Flexible structure based on your needs
- All deliverables and IP belong to you
Good for: Ongoing projects, team augmentation, building something together over time.
COMPARE OPTIONS
| Feature | Call | Guide | Queue | Deep Dive | Custom |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Price | Free | $5 | $20 | $500 | Quote |
| Written deliverable | — | Report | Full docs | Custom | |
| Video response | — | — | 30-90s | Optional | Optional |
| Live interaction | 15-30m | — | — | 1-2h | Ongoing |
| Confidential | Yes | N/A | Public* | Yes | Yes |
| Follow-up included | — | — | — | Yes | Yes |
*Queue responses are public by default so others can learn. Privacy requests respected where possible.
COMMON QUESTIONS
Which offer should I choose?
Not sure what you need? Book a free call first. We'll figure it out together.
Have a specific question? The $20 Queue Response is probably right.
Need something confidential? Deep Dive or Custom Engagement.
Just curious about AI? Grab the $5 Field Guide.
Why is the Queue so cheap?
We'd rather help 100 people at accessible prices than 5 people at premium rates. The queue also becomes content for the YouTube channel, so everyone benefits—you get help, others learn from watching.
What if I'm not satisfied?
For the Queue: if your request hasn't been processed yet, request a refund through Ko-fi anytime. No questions asked. For Deep Dive and Custom: if you don't find value, we'll make it right. We'd rather have a good relationship than keep your money.
Do you do ongoing retainers?
That's what the Custom Engagement is for. We take on one client per work term to give focused attention. Limited availability—reach out to discuss.
Can I upgrade from Queue to Deep Dive?
Yes. If your Queue submission reveals something that needs more attention, we can discuss upgrading. Your $20 counts toward the Deep Dive fee.
What kinds of problems do you work on?
Technical questions, research requests, feasibility checks, process problems, "should I build or buy" decisions, debugging, architecture review, and more. If you're stuck on something concrete, we can probably help.
We don't do: financial/investment advice, legal advice, interpersonal disputes, or anything illegal/unethical.
Not sure where to start?
Book a free call. No pitch, no pressure. Just a conversation.
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